Sunday 30.05.2014
3 pm
How to in Tel Aviv :
how to
meet random strangers
(statistically hot guys)
loose an eye thanks to a beach tennis ball
and find it on the beach together with drugs
get tips about best parties in town
and add 30 brand new friends to your
- met and never saw again- Facebook list
realize what a good bikini body should be
exchange business cards with a director from L.A.
and surf with a South African chef
download tons of WhatsApp pictures your friends keep sending
to that funny chat
thanks to free wifi
or private wifi accessible after paying 20 euros
for a shake and felafel on the beach
and much more..
by simply being on the long beach of Tel Aviv,
stretching from the new Marina in the North
to Yaffo, South of the city.
Funny fact :
you will see the water bordered by signs
indicating swimming is forbidden
as no life guard will make a BayWatch catwalk to save you
nevertheless
they will pay for a guard
announcing such prohibition every 10 mins
on the loudspeakers
:)
