Considerations on board
Fact #1 : the english pronunciation for "pull the strip of the oxygen mask, this will START the oxygen flow" is freaking similar to "STOP the oxygen flow"
Fact #2 : in case of emergency, don't you have an easier message instead of BRACEBRACE...?
Always sounded awkward to non english speakers..
Fact #3 : to sit quietly, squeezed between two perfect strangers , with your seatbelt fasten, a proper position, not snoring, smoking or having a nerve crisis when you are unnaturally flying x thousands feet from the ground is always a fascinating study of human behavior and self control.
Fact #4 : I still have haven't found a sexier and smarter theory (and theorist) than Brad Pitt discussing the single portions served on flights in Fight Club.
But won't give up soon..
And I fly like paper get high like planes
If you catch me at the border i got visas with my name...